I can't help but be addicted to this show. I mean they are all so freaking hilarious. It amazes me how they go through life...........
Jill - aka "Queen Bia-tch" When the show 1st came on everyone thought Jill was the greatest thing since concealer but as the show has gone on and her "fame" has risen she has become this mega-bitch that not even I can stand to watch. Some where along the way she got it in her head that it was cool to piss off everyone in your immediate circle of friends. I don't know where she got the phrase " I am done" but she played it like Lionel Ritche didn't she?! And what for really? Did she think that causing more drama would make her a bigger star, that her friends would just think it was cute and not pay attention to the fact that she made it clear to them that she "was done" with them every time they would try to reach out to them. I mean come on? Oh and let's not forget about her skating talent. OMG! She skated when she was 6 and she wants to do it again at 46? Are you kidding me? I ate mud pies at 6 but that sure as hell doesn't mean I will be doing it today! She needs to go back and watch herself on the tapes. Hopefully she will see what a complete moron she looks like. Hopefully!
LuAnn - aka "singing tranny"
She was really quiet in the 1st season but WOW has "it" come out now! It cracks me up how LuAnn will sit back and talk about having class and how to do this and that, yet in my opinion part of being classy is how you handle gossip. She is like a school girl. The episode that she and Sonjia were on the phone with Jill and they were talking about her being pregnant was the worst. She will talk about someone in a second. There is nothing classy about a gossip and she is just that...a gossip! Also, what is classy about a woman that pretty much acts as if she is in heat all the time. That man she went out with that was the author was horrible and come to find out she was dating the "J" guy the entire time! Tisk, tisk countess. Maybe you should read your own book. I wonder what her next song will be about.....grace and gossips?
Sonja - Sexy mama
So far so good with this one. There really isn't much to say about her other than she is always talking about her old life and how she "use to have this and that". It kind of makes you wonder what really happened. She seems to be pretty cool and for the most part hilarious. I thought she was very helpful at Romona's bachelorette weekend with coo-coo Kelly. She handled her very well and helped the others to see that there was a bigger issue there than what they were seeing. I think it is hilarious how she always goes back to sex. I do think that she needs to help her psychic friend get some dentures and a little something done to her hair. If she is going to be on TV, she needs a little help in the looks department.
Alex - Best all around
I didn't much pay attention to Alex in the 1st season. I thought Alex and her husband were so strange but now I think they are so neat and I really agree with how they live and think it is super cool how they march to their own beat. I love how Alex listens and if someone tells her something she will not share it with anyone. She is real and honest. She reminds me of my friend Madeline and I think that is another reason why I like her so much. I loved it when she stood up for her and her family and told Jill what she thought about her behavior.
Kelly- aka Coo-Coo Crazy!
Last season she acted nuts at the bar with Bethenny with her hand gestures and her "your her & I'm here" nonsense and Bethenny was the only one who saw through her crazy ways. She came back this year and was looking to be somewhat normal. I don't understand how she is model, she has a back like a man and her walk is not feminine at all. She almost acts like a man all together. Not to mention her mouth is weird, her bottom lip moves all over the place like Mr. Ed. Maybe it is just another side effect of whatever drug she is doing. Like when she says she is going to go and "smile" because a situation was "gross". Are you kidding me? You are a total freak show! If smiling fixed every one's problems they would issue xanax to everyone and the world would be fine now wouldn't it?! Just keep sucking on your lolli-pops and chasing those rainbows freak, hopefully you will not come back next season! I pray for your kids- at least they were normal.
Ramona - EYES
She has her moments and yes her eyes do make her look like she is crazy as hell but this year Ramona came through and showed just how awesome she really is as a mother , wife and friend. I love how she stood up for Bethenny the entire time, especially when Jill tried to jump on her about not telling her when B's father died. Ramona is a good chick and this season really showed just how much! She also has some serious dance moves ha ha !
Bethenny - Funnygirl
She has her head on right and has always been upfront and honest with everyone. I love her wit and how she handles situations. I am so glad that she has found her "Mr. Right" to go through life with and to share her happy time with. I can't wait to her new show and her new little baby! She will be a hilarious mom.
